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>> MM, HI.

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>> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK.

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>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE

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PUPPY DOGGY!

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>> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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>> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.

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I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.

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I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.

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>> YES, BUT NO.

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>> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL

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TEAM AGAIN?

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IT'S OKAY.

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>> YES, BUT NO.

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I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.

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YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.

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I WANT A BAD BOY.

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>> HEY!

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>> [ GASPS ]

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>> LET ME IN!

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD

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BOY.

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HI!

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>> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!

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YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

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>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!

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>> BYE!

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IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!

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>> NO! NO!

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AGH! AAH!

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>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!

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>> * MR. PICKLES

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* GOOD BOY

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* HE'S A DOG

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* PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND

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DIE!

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* PICKLES

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>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!

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>> * HERE HE COMES FOR YOU

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>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!

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GOOD BOY!

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HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY.

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>> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR

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COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO

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RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY

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MILK.

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>> Stanley: UGH!

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I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN

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IN IT.

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>> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?

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>> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT

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MAKES A LADY A LADY.

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>> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK

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ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO

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A LADY OVERNIGHT.

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

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>> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]

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MR. PICKLES.

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DAD?

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>> I'M MRS. MILTON.

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MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE

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SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS

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MORNING.

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>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR

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SHOE AGAIN?

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>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID

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THIS TO ME!

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LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES

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HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO

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THE TRUCK.

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HEY!

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NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN

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A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE

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OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.

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A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY

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STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.

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THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A

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CAKE.

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>> SHOW US YOUR FACE!

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>> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS

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MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.

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HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP

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WITH A CHAIN SAW!

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>> NO! NOOO!

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>> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS

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ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,

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THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A

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BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME

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TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE

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STOLE MY SHOE!

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HEY!

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AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.

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>> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY

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STORIES.

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>> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.

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>> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY

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ANYTIME!

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>> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO

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WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?

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>> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,

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NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,

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BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE

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SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU

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FEEL.

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WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!

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>> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!

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I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!

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COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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>> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S

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FARM!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]

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>> Tommy: WHEE!

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HI!

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I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS

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MR. PICKLES!

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[ COW MOOS ]

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[ SQUIRT! ]

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>> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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>> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.

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AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.

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>> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS

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GERTIE.

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SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING

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BAD.

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[ SQUIRT! ]

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OOPS!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]

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>> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO

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TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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I LOVE YOU.

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>> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA

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STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT

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TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE --

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MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,

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EVEN PAY THE BILLS.

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COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.

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[ COW COUGHS ]

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>> Tommy: OKAY!

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COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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>> Stanley: * LA-LA LA LA LA LA

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LA *

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* AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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>> AAH!

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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

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AGH, HE HIT ME!

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HE HIT WANDA!

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>> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID

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NOT.

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A-ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL

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WHERE WANDA LIVE.

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>> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]

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LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY

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HAVE TO GET TO WORK.

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>> HELP! HE HURT ME!

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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

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>> [ GIGGLES ]

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WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!

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[ GIGGLES ]

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>> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I

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GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.

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>> JOBS!

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GET YOUR JOBS HERE!

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>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.

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>> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!

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>> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.

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>> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE

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YOU ARE!

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RIGHT THIS WAY.

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[ HORSE SNORTS ]

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SORRY FOR THE MESS.

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I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.

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SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU

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AFTER?

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>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL

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HELP ME PAY BILLS

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'CAUSE SUZIE --

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>> SAY NO MORE!

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[ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB

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YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.

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>> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> NOW, IT'S OFF TO

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JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

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>> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON

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YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR

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BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR

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$20,000!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]

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>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

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>> OH, AND HERE!

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FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT

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JOB IS FREE!

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>> [ HUMMING ]

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>> Beverly: LINDA!

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WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?

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>> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS

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SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!

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>> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?

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>> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!

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SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?

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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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MM, NO!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE!

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BIRDS DON'T FLY!

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I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!

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THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A

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SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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>> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?

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IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?

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DON'T WORRY.

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I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S

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CLASSES.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.

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[ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]

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OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!

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HERE IT COMES!

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IT'S A...

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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IT'S A -- MY SHOE!

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MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN --

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!

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>> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]

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HIYA, THERE!

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>> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!

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HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY!

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>> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE

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JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!

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>> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW

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ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM.

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>> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!

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>> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT

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DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'

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JIGGLY WIGGLIES!

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[ LAUGHS ] OH.

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[ REINS SNAP ]

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>> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE

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AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!

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>> Tommy: HUH?!

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>> BOT OF THEM! GO!

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>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

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SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!

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HERE YOU GO!

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>> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.

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JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!

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>> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?

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>> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!

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BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!

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BOOBS! BOOBS!

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>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!

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OHH!

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>> WELL, HELL-O!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ WHIMPERS ]

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>> * PICKLES

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING

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DEMONICALLY ]

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[ HORSE SNORTS ]

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[ PANTING ]

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>> Stanley: AH, DONE.

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WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO

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WORK NOW.

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>> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY

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FRIEND!

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>> Stanley: UH, I --

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>> AGH, HELP ME!

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PLEASE, YOU STAY!

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>> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR

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WORK.

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GOODBYE!

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>> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND

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WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL

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THEM YOU RAPED ME.

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>> Stanley: WHAT?!

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>> HELP, HE RAPED ME!

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>> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!

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LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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>> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS

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BEEN MURDERED!

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>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR

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ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.

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>> BUT, SIR,

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ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS

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ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE

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GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!

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>> GET HIM OUT!

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[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S

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MY FAVORITE COLOR!

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>> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO

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INTERESTING!

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SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT

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FIRST SIGHT?!

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>> Tommy: I SURE DO!

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I'M IN LOVE NOW!

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>> ME TOO!

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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!

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DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!

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>> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY

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WIFE!

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WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND

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MEET MY SUZIE!

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>> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!

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>> [ BURPS ]

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>> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN

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BE TOGETHER.

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>> YEAH, WHATEVER.

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YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE

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5 POUNDS.

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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>> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?

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DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY

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SMOKES!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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>> HUH?

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UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME

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OUT?

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

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>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE

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PUPPY DOGGY!

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>> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD

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BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?

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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

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NO?!

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IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS

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WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,

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MISS GOODMAN!

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MM-HMM!

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>> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO

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S-- OH!

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>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD

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DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME

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FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!

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>> Beverly: OH, DEAR!

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>> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!

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>> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!

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>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!

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IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!

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>> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10

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FINGERS?!

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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

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HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE!

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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AAH!

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>> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.

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>> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN

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TODAY?

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I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.

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[ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!

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>> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO

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GET TO WORK!

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>> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE

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IT IN TO WORK.

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>> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!

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>> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON

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MISS GOODMAN?!

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>> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S

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ALWAYS WRONG!

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>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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OH!

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>> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER

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GO FIND MY HUSBAND.

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STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER

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THERE!

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>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE

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SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED

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THE SPACE PRINCE!

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>> [ MOANING ]

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>> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!

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>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE

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HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.

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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D

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DOUBLE-CROSS US!

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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

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RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!

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>> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL

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THEM YOU RAPE ME!

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[ GIGGLES ]

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>> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH

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ANOTHER WOMAN!

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>> AGH, HELP ME!

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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW

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COULD YOU!

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>> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!

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>> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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>> HEY!

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>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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>> THERE GOES MY CHEATING

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HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!

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>> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A

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MINUTE!

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>> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.

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OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL

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BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.

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>> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!

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>> SPEEDERS!

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>> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING

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DRUNK!

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>> Stanley: BEVERLY!

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>> SLOW DOWN!

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>> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!

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>> Grandpa: GET HER!

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT

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COW'S LADY PARTS!

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>> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!

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[ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]

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>> Grandpa: OH, NO!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

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>> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!

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WILL YOU MARRY --

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>> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!

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>> I HATE YOU!

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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

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>> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,

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YOU SKANK!

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>> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS

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MY SON!

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>> Stanley: BEVERLY!

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>> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU

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RAPE ME!

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>> Tommy: HI, DAD!

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>> Stanley: TOMMY?!

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>> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO

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SUZIE!

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>> YOU CHEATING SKANK!

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!

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>> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER

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TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!

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>> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT

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OF CONTROL!

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DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS

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WOMAN?!

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>> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU

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DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU

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RAPE ME!

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>> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]

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EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?

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[ ALL SIGH ]

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>> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!

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GERT HAS PASSED ON!

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[ ALL SIGHS ]

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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>> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!

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BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER

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BABY'S COMING!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

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>> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD

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HAVE IT, SUZIE.

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>> AWW!

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>> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH

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OTHER!

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>> [ COUGHS ]

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>> OOPS!

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>> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE

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HAVING TWINS!

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[ BETTY MOOS ]

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>> GET OUT OF THERE!

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>> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!

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>> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL

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MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?

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>> Tommy: I DO!

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GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!

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>> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO

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SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!

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>> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES

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SUZIE LOVE ME?

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[ GRUNTS ]

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RECHARGE?

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OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME

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MILK!

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>> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!

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>> Tommy: HUH?

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>> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU

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KNOW, UH --

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>> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!

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LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.

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>> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE

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ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID

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TO OUR SON.

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WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN

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THE MORNING, TOMMY.

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>> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY

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MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S

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CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A

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DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

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>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!

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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

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>> HUH?!

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THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES!

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HUH?!

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[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]

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NO!

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>> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,

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MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!

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[ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT

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MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!

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[ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!

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>> * MR. PICKLES

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* GOOD BOY KLES *

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* HE'S A DOG

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* PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND

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DIE!

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* PICKLES